Michael Caine has a gift. It's a gift for choosing the wrong movies. Sure, he picks the right ones as well. But when he makes the wrong choise, oboy, does he make the WRONG choise. This movie is one of those really WRONG movies. A clunker. A turkey. A disaster. Gee, when trying to describe how lousy this movie is, I realize there aren't enough synonyms for horrendous in the English language.
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Why have I never heard of this movie? Did he replace sharks with an underwater serial killer? Great poster, it has me wanting to see it badly.
Thanks for all the kind, enthusiastic comments, Dreadnok!
The Island (1980)is about modern pirates. It stars David Warner and Michael Caine.
Michael Caine has a gift. It's a gift for choosing the wrong movies. Sure, he picks the right ones as well. But when he makes the wrong choise, oboy, does he make the WRONG choise. This movie is one of those really WRONG movies. A clunker. A turkey. A disaster. Gee, when trying to describe how lousy this movie is, I realize there aren't enough synonyms for horrendous in the English language.
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